I can’t wait for the day when you have to call a social worker because I’m robbing your house! And even if the social worker somehow manages to get me arrested, the judge won’t do anything but slap me on the wrist anyway.

I’m really looking forward to having no choice about where my kid goes to school or even the option to homeschool! Because the state obviously knows better than I do about what my child should be taught. I trust they’ll mold my son into a model citizen who’s well read, articulate, and a great problem solver!

Oh man, the day state-run grocery stores are packed with cheap steaks and chicken! The abundance in government grocery stores, with their rock-bottom prices, is going to force all those greedy corporate grocers out of business. After all, they’re just profiteering on their pathetic 3% margins! The state will do it so much better because they’re experts at production, so they’ll have way more fresh produce for me to choose from and it’ll be cheap, if not free, because food is a human right! I have to eat, so I shouldn’t have to pay for it! Same with toilet paper everyone shits, so everyone should get free toilet paper!

Man, the day I don’t have to work and I get free childcare! When that glorious day finally comes, with no job and nothing to do, I’ll just be able to do drugs and fuck all day because what else would I have to do? Everything will be taken care of! And if it’s not, I’ll just rob you for it and make you call your social worker.

I forgot about my 20th floor penthouse project that daddy government pays for! It doesn’t smell like piss or anything…